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Every episode of your favorite web series, all in one video! Starring Brian Huskey, If Google Was A Guy answers the stupid questions we asked, still ask, and will always ask.
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Is it just me or is the "do a barrel roll" guy Dad?
This is the intelligence of the customers in walmart kroger and family dollar
9:55, is that jan from The Good Place?
Favourite part 4:58
The girl at 9:50 looks like Janet from The Good Place 😄
My search history be like: 3:46
3:50 bing is like come on somebody come to my office
6:05
4:23
Someone: *searches something sexual* Google: AAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHAAAAAA
"Why do Asians wear face masks" - hmmm.
0:22 i searched this and…just dont
5:46 wear your masks
I thought it said "If Google was gay"
Selly
4:17 Baby powders made outta babies? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
9:50 Is that Janet?!
I know I've done this before, but Some Unanswered Questions Answered: 2021 Edition "Foot/inch same length Europe?": Yes. The imperial system after the Weight and Measures Act of 1824 was used by both the US and UK until 1965. "What is bitcoin?": It is one of the first cyrptocurrencies, a cryptocurrency being a "digital currency in which encryption techniques are used to regulate the generation of units of currency and verify the transfer of funds," (Google Dictionary) invented in 2009. "Miss Pippi": "Pippi Longstocking is the fictional main character in an eponymous series of children's books by Swedish author Astrid Lindgren." (Wikipedia) "Song that goes meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow": Nyan cat "Bitcoin Market Value": 1 bitcoin = ~$30,000 dollars as of mid-January, 2021 "weed amount legal NYC" The state of New York allows for only medical marijuana. Recreational marijuana is still illegal there. "Where is prime meridian?" at the longitude of the Royal Observatory in Greenwich, UK "Adderall max dose" 5 mg in 1 day is the normal initial dose, 60 mg is the normal max dose, and 5 grams is the absolute max under extreme tolerance. "Adderall overdose signs" Abnormal heartbeat, High or low blood pressure, Confusion, Abnormally fast reflexes, Severe agitation, Tremors, Muscle pain, Rapid breathing, Painful urination, Urinary retention, Elevated body temperature, and Mydriasis "Dexter based on real?" No. It's based on a novel with the same name. "Cream cheese is cheese?" Yes. "Avocado pit huge why?" In tropical rainforests where they originated, the seed would've required a bit of time before it can compete with other trees for sunlight, so a big seed contains the nutrients it needs to develop until it is ready to compete for sunlight. "how to tell if pregnant" Tender/swollen breasts, Fatigue, Slight bleeding or cramping, Nausea with or without vomiting, Food aversions or cravings, Headaches, Constipation, Mood swings, Faintness and dizziness, Raised basal body temperature, and/or missing a period. "how to pronounce dogecoin" dough - j - coin "why (my) farts smell" Sulfur. "why longitude shaped like an orange slice" they converge at the poles due to the spherical curvature of the Earth. "can sue for screen door injured" If a karen can sue for hitting a cyclist for ruining her car when the cyclist nearly died, you can sue for anything. Sky's the limit when you don't give a shit. "electric outlets look surprised why" so kids don't shock themselves "millipedes 10x faster than centipedes?" Nope, only 6x faster . I honestly thought they'd be the same speed. "baby powder made of babies?" Nope, they're made of either talc or cornstarch. "taxes have to pay why?" so gov't can fund military, schools, healthcare, roads, and other gov't things "what is YOLO?" an acronym for 'you only live once' "is YOLO a drug?" no, refer to above "How big is the Serengeti?" The namesake national park in Tanzania is 14,750 square kilometers in area, around the same size as Connecticut. "do dead people pay taxes?" No. Corpses are not sentient and unable to think, let alone pay taxes. "How to get to the deep web" You need a proxy, a virtual machine, and someway to access the TOR browser or a similar deep web browser that won't snitch on you. "how make people think you die" Dying is likely your best choice. however, if you want to live, faking a drowning and disappear w/o a trace seems to be your easiest bet. "Why do Asians wear face masks?" Most do it so they don't get coronavirus or spread it to others. Some Hong Kong protestors do it to hide their identity from Chinese surveillance. "Why do Asians have small eyes?" It's thought that Southeast Asians got it from people who lived in colder climates where epicanthic folds were used to "provide greater insulation for the eye and sinuses from the effects of cold" (Wikipedia) "Why do Asian pandas have trouble mating in captivity?" very low sex drive in general "Difference between a human body and a mannequin?" Humans normally have meat inside them. Mannequins don't. "Sugar Ray ironically cool yet?" If I had to google him, then probably not. "is hula hoop a sport?" no "can owls walk?" yes "is Dilbert Jewish" No. Surprisingly, he is something called a "unitarian universalist". Yeah, I had to look that one up too. "Recipe using only crackers" Since Ritz, Cheez-its, Goldfish, saltines, and Triscuits count as crackers, you can mix them in a bowl and call it a trail mix. "What happens when plant sesame seed?" Then a sesame plant will grow under the right conditions. "oriental rug politically correct?" Wikipedia says it's part of Islamic culture, so probably not. "Dad from 'The Nanny' dead?" The actor for him, Charles Shaughnessy, isn't. He's still active too. His character probably isn't canonically dead either. "What happens if drank expired milk?" Likely vomiting, stomach cramps and diarrhea due to food poisoning. "racist if only like California rolls?" No, you're just a picky eater. "age of consent California" 18 years old "can you keep a duck?" Wild, no. Domesticated, yes. "what are the newest shapes?" The scutoid, a shape made by our cells was discovered by Gómez-Gálvez et al. and released a paper about it in July 2018. "is superman circumcised?" Bullets deflect off of him, do you think anyone can cut his foreskin? "Is this salt or sugar?" Salt is salty and is a combination of one cation and one anion. Sugar is sweet and is a combination of Oxygen, Hydrogen, and Nitrogen. "can kangaroo be milked?" Yes. They are mammals. They produce milk. You might get kicked in the nards doing so, but it is possible to milk them. "Is it your or you're?" Your is possessive. You're is an abbreviation of you are. "who else is British?" ~68,000,000 other people assuming weird question guy is British as of me editing this comment. on January, 2021. "anna kendrick boyfriend" It's Edgar Wright, stop being a simp and ask a girl out with the same socioeconomic status. You'll have better chances. "Is left shark still funny?" No. "Is the internet working?" Assuming you are seeing this, no. jk lol it is
siri is perfect.
So the intro is always going to be NEXT!
“Just because I have it DOESN’T MEAN IT’S TRUE!”
That guy 50 seconds in is wearing a shirt with the number '34' on it. He asks for pics of 'nude college girls' Did they just make a rule 34 joke?
This 10 minute video took me 30 minutes to watch lol
when you actually use bing:
Tentacle hentai.
Everyone watching cough cough 6:06
Why does the Bing guy sound like Ryan Reynolds.?
“If youtube was a guy”
CREATIVE
FUN
10:13 the best one 😂😂😂
People these days
Good meme boy
Sad bing
I love that bing and Kim Jong un are played by the same actor
The barrel role came out of no where
Poor google
4:56 Truer words were never spoken
Janet meets Google
Do dead people vote ? Is the question that needs asked
Nicole Byers be like: 👁👄👁 Also, There’s a lot of famous people in this thing.
Guy:Tent Google:going for a camp huh? Guy:Tentacle hentai Google:OH COME ON
Dang it Janet
3:16 IT IS THE ACTUAL GODDAMN ADAM CONOVER IN THE LIVING ON AMworlds YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
*facebook* :)
3:36 who else laughed?
Omg.
Make this the most disliked comment on youtube.
Yep,we are co*ki sarcastic buttholes
Is mullyvr in this
i just wanted to comment 'what if someone sayd do a barrel roll' then it happend in the video...
The girl who kept searching facebook had an ASS
man working at lightspeed, getting 1 million results each search, NOW that's serious dedication
3:46 Hey wait a minute,what about the google vs bing memes...
Wait a minute it's DAD!! 10:17
Hombre looks like Pallomari
10:18 i swear thats nathan barnett/dad
3:44
Do a Barrel Roll
5:55 lmao dead.
4:37 she looks like audrey Hepburn. Like whoa.
BING
hay yeah know bings actually really good and auto correct wants to stop me from saying bong
0:19 something insane is wrong with this kid
Wait really? People still believe Vaccine cause autism?
I didn't know Google was so relatable, we're both surrounded by absolute retards.
9:51 Janet
Goggle:im tired of this people hey brother here take my job! Bing:okay People: when they use bing this is trash goggle is better!
This is cringe
Did you get gov. Wolf to play google
OMG ITS DARCY CARDEN
At 2:58, BEST PART!
Bing is asian jim
3:33 me when my sister takes the ps4 3:44 me normally but without the first part
Janet asks Google 🤣 9:50
Women don’t search for porn?
Normalising porn, great job CH..
@Coz Moral issues aside... Studies reveal the highly addictive nature of high speed porn, the damaging effects on the brains of users, as well as psychological damage, fueling global mental health crisis, fueling global substance abuse crisis, including increasingly young viewers, degradation of dignity on performers, especially women and young girls, as well as men and boys, fueling the demand for human trafficking, increasingly aggressive/ abusive/ bizarre/ shocking genres etc...
@Sonfinessse like?
@Coz there really is.
@Sonfinessse there really isn't
@Coz a whole lot
oh h** no if Google was a guy it would like a rigged giveaway from someone with 100m subs giving 1 thing
JANET!?! 9:50
That's all funny..
The anti-vax one was so true
Copy of angry prash
This has more character development than most Netflix shows.
@Meme Man YOU STOLE MY PROFILE PIC REEEE
S k o n k s
YOU STOLE MY PROFILE PIC REEEE
Bitcoin guy best character dev hahahaha
Facts
7:04 why is her voice sounds satisfying
The literate periodical substantively perform because machine therapeutically battle beyond a lamentable may. lethal, lucky sign
I think it would've been hilarious if they followed up the bing story with someone accidentally walking in and asking if it was google.
After the pandemic, I'm expecting more episodes ASAP
4:40 is the best. I have cats and they love to sit on key boards because the laptop is warm
Google looks like, Jim Pickens.
Only the good place watchers will get this. 9:50 Janet vs Google
google would just get used to searching porn
Google guy lowkey looks like brandon farris
The search phrases guy is becoming me and its sad
10:28
Idk why but siri going MORE Spaghetti MORE Spaghetti Really had me dying
10:20 definitely nathan barnet
Google kinda looks like nathan barnet
I’d love that job 👌
9:50 JANET!?
9:50 JANET