Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate

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In this episode of Cooking With Ted, Ted Nivison is Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate. This is the most excellent and informative cooking show. I made pizza homemade, utilizing yeast, dough, mozzarella, and all the other stuff that create a pizza. I feel glorious. I feel reborn. Why are you even looking at the bottom of the description what do you have to gain from reading this dude.

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  • Every time i see the rum bottle in frame more seems to be missing from the bottle

    OGGE BRUVOGGE BRUV29 օր առաջ
    • This could possibly be because he’s drinking it off cara throughout the video, or emptying the bottle slowly for comedic effect.

      Ellington ThomasEllington Thomas9 օր առաջ
    • @TinnierSpark326 then I reply to your reply to your reply to your reply to your to your reply

      Ryan BeardsleysRyan Beardsleys22 օր առաջ
    • bruh

      THEMaNIsWOrTHitTHEMaNIsWOrTHit23 օր առաջ
    • Crazy what happens when you drink rum lmao

      Dante DammDante Damm23 օր առաջ
    • Ted + pirate + pizza + rum = content

      TheRosieGhost GamingTheRosieGhost Gaming26 օր առաջ
  • Hey if you see this. You are cool. 🤘👌

    Remprixv CRemprixv C11 ժամ առաջ
  • Wood fired pizza How’s pizza supposed to get a job now

    Kyle HKyle H18 ժամ առաջ
  • forget the hook, my question is who in their right mind puts CARROTS in PIZZA SAUCE?

    miatmiat21 ժամ առաջ
  • Lol you made me curious and do this for thanksgiving.

    Raphael TrillanesRaphael Trillanes22 ժամ առաջ
  • The music is great because this may as well be an Unus Annus video

    Head of a thousand sheep's woolHead of a thousand sheep's woolՕր առաջ
  • I better fucking see a video of ted trying to cook a Turkey sometime soon

    The EnglishmanThe EnglishmanՕր առաջ
  • O

    Drunken SailorDrunken SailorՕր առաջ
  • I just watched a man suffer in 10 different languages, neat.

    Mitaki TMMitaki TM2 օր առաջ
  • *me realizing he uploaded this 4 weeks ago*

    Netsu DreamsNetsu Dreams2 օր առաջ
  • Should have used the dough hook

    Hello GoodbyeHello Goodbye2 օր առաջ
  • Ted: “honestly this hook isn’t giving me a hard time yet” Also Ted 2 seconds later: “WhY dID I ThINk a HoOK WOulD bE GoOd fOr DoUGh”

    Maluga WhaleMaluga Whale2 օր առաջ
  • "No video has ever taken me this long to make" *Laughs in Nut Butter*

    BLindley2k23BLindley2k232 օր առաջ
  • "He Clearly Likes It!"

    BLindley2k23BLindley2k232 օր առաջ
  • Why does Ted look normal in the costume?

    Ronan HealeyRonan Healey3 օր առաջ
  • Why u say fuck so much

    Daniel LubersDaniel Lubers3 օր առաջ
    • Humor

      Remprixv CRemprixv C11 ժամ առաջ
  • Please get this man on the great British bakeoff

    FallMusicFallMusic3 օր առաջ
  • The work ethic is wonderful on this boyo

    Claydon CathorallClaydon Cathorall3 օր առաջ
  • Don't worry Ted one time I cut myself with a butter knife

    Mason KnappMason Knapp3 օր առաջ
  • Honestly the hook could be a really good dough-hook, which is what you use to mix up the dough if you have the attachment for the hand mixer

    Christopher DomanChristopher Doman4 օր առաջ
  • Where is the peanut butter and jelly sardin sandwich 🗿

    NiBBa LightningNiBBa Lightning4 օր առաջ
  • i literally got a pizza ad watching this lol-

    N3K0N3K05 օր առաջ
  • the american version of wilbur

    yellow m&myellow m&m5 օր առաջ
    • IDK

      Remprixv CRemprixv C11 ժամ առաջ
  • I'm getting rum ads now thanks

    Silent SiegeSilent Siege5 օր առաջ
  • gotta love teddy

    fish swimfish swim6 օր առաջ
  • Wait to does this mean that all of teds plans were to just poison pizza

    Motivational LizardMotivational Lizard6 օր առաջ
  • The hook literally would’ve worked better than the beaters

    FuckSmuckerFuckSmucker7 օր առաջ
  • If you'd think about it pineapple pizza might've been a pirates favorite pizza.

    OrijOrij7 օր առաջ
  • Anyone remember JehBerDeh or whatever. I think that name is better than just ted nivison. Bring jehberdeh back.

    D’angelo OnfroyD’angelo Onfroy7 օր առաջ
  • Cram

    Dawson's Things and stuffs 2Dawson's Things and stuffs 27 օր առաջ
  • Are you Ted Nivison?

    William LedbetterWilliam Ledbetter7 օր առաջ
  • I’ll take your entire stock

    EmilyCanSortaDraw :3EmilyCanSortaDraw :37 օր առաջ
  • also as much sense it sounds to get the electrical whisker to make the dough, it doesnt' work very well, ive tried with anything but my hands but unfortunately, with hands is the most effective one to make a good pizza dough without any chances of there being shit in it

    Photography CrazePhotography Craze7 օր առաջ
  • sorry but is sugar in pizza dough a common thing? idk but ive made pizzas without cooking oil and theyve been fine so maybe das a thing!

    Photography CrazePhotography Craze7 օր առաջ
  • Why does he know william osman

    Gabe HGabe H7 օր առաջ
  • Since you did not milk a cow, and make cheese from scratch I don't count this.

    SriFooSriFoo8 օր առաջ
  • Spoiler alert: he ditched the hook half way through

    Ana CruzAna Cruz8 օր առաջ
  • 13:15 ok i was looking at the comments so i couldn't see the video at all and i SWEAR that was Al from toy story aka the founder of Al's Toy Barn

    JackTheFlea10JackTheFlea108 օր առաջ
  • Wait, if Italy was the first to make pizza... ITALY PIRATES 🇮🇹 🏴‍☠️ 🍕

    Kayno _Kayno _8 օր առաջ
  • POV: you came from his ex girlfriend’s tiktok

    crissy s.crissy s.8 օր առաջ
  • I’m from TikTok...

    Amelia ChastainAmelia Chastain8 օր առաջ
  • i wouldn’t be surprised if ted was actually working as a secret chef as a side gig for youtube

    Chan _101Chan _1019 օր առաջ
  • 13:16 Ted acts like a dumbass

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  • he is the white dad R rated version of garrett watts

    YikesItsEloraYikesItsElora9 օր առաջ
  • That’s a nice pizza, mnnn just like my mama usta make

    HCGoslingHCGosling10 օր առաջ
  • ey ted why not buying a real hook so you dont need a knife

    MrMs AnimeMrMs Anime10 օր առաջ
  • Christmas edition: Building a Gingerbread House but I’m Freddy Kruger First video I’ve ever watched of yours I am impressed!

    Victoria SalinasVictoria Salinas10 օր առաջ
  • "I present to you the greatest pizza making costume in the world!" *car ad plays*

    3 unskippable ads3 unskippable ads10 օր առաջ
  • Does Ted know that's not how you peel tomatoes?

    yami supersleuthyami supersleuth10 օր առաջ
  • Me with my gf 9:46

    yo hammyyo hammy10 օր առաջ
  • 1:17 ad

    Robo DonutRobo Donut10 օր առաջ
  • It sounds like fucking Peter griffin is cooking pizza with me and I love it

    JebusJebus11 օր առաջ
  • i rly hoped this whole video you wouldn’t say a word in english and just talk in an ancient language.

    Honestly_AllyHonestly_Ally11 օր առաջ
  • Hold up. CELERY IN THE SAUCE. YUCK!

    saddlysaddly11 օր առաջ
  • You know, as an Italian who makes his own pizza about once a week, I gotta say your dough isn't too far off really. Though a useful trick is to cover the bowl in which you put it with a couple of blankets while you wait for it to rise, so the warmth will make it raise better

    luigi77714luigi7771411 օր առաջ
  • dont say jfk assasination was faked i was one of the assasins

    BlubersBlubers12 օր առաջ
  • watching you make the dough is pain

    kata kankuskata kankus12 օր առաջ
  • Some men say the water still hasn’t reached 180

    LLYKNALLYKNA12 օր առաջ
  • Good job you tube mentioned ya

    VeRtOgO 711VeRtOgO 71112 օր առաջ
  • @Binging With Babish please

    Lazy BeamsLazy Beams12 օր առաջ
  • It’s foxy the pirate Ted (fnaf reference)

    KingshrimpKingshrimp13 օր առաջ
  • Best opening ever.

    Lindsay SchultzLindsay Schultz13 օր առաջ
  • my favourite part is how everything starts to go wrong but it some how ends up working in his favor as if he knows what hes doing lol

    monochromatic _childmonochromatic _child13 օր առաջ
  • Whole video: NO NO NOOOOOOOO

    BavaDava80BavaDava8013 օր առաջ
  • 1:34 okay, how many people made the bowling alley screen joke already

    Koni KeebiKoni Keebi14 օր առաջ
  • "i looked at po..." mhm yep 100% didn't think he would say porn at all

    A_W_EMA_W_EM14 օր առաջ
  • yeah the assasin line made him the best youtuber in my eyes

    Simon Emir SantamariaSimon Emir Santamaria14 օր առաջ
  • Where's your eyepatch Ted?

    PyruhPyruh14 օր առաջ
  • My dad watched two minutes of this and said it was stupid lmao

    sarahwhatsarahwhat14 օր առաջ
  • I spent the entire video staring at Ted's microwave. I really don't know why.

    noatryynoatryy14 օր առաջ
  • 0:38 big lion

    yick2sav’yick2sav’14 օր առաջ
  • Technically, people did try to kill people with tomatoes. So, someone might have made a pizza trying to assassinate someone.

    Jennifer McKenzieJennifer McKenzie14 օր առաջ
  • 14:47 it looks like pumpkin pie

    Lizards_And_JellyLizards_And_Jelly14 օր առաջ
  • Some will call him ted Bundy others will call him ted copperneck

    Its YourFamIts YourFam15 օր առաջ
  • I read the title as “Making pizza but I’m a pizza”

    Admiral MacKAdmiral MacK15 օր առաջ
  • “Pizza has a long and accurate history”

    OWEN TABEROWEN TABER15 օր առաջ
  • you say you're making it from scratch but you don't even cultivate your own yeast? lame

    Silas van der MerweSilas van der Merwe15 օր առաջ
  • I GOT A FRESHSLICE AD

    Lora JacksonLora Jackson15 օր առաջ
  • At least it was edible

    Wolfie EmpressWolfie Empress16 օր առաջ
  • pozza/ 🦷

    KᗩIKᗩI16 օր առաջ
  • The more ted gets stressed he turns more midwesters

    Womwom MonchWomwom Monch16 օր առաջ
  • Why is Ted a better idubbbz then idubbbz

    Neonstripe the Angry CanadianNeonstripe the Angry Canadian16 օր առաջ
  • Ted where did youu get your glasses I want to get a pair fr my husband

    Aurora DragonAurora Dragon16 օր առաջ
  • Ted you should make a video of you eating every pop tart flavors and then rank them

    ThatGuyAtMcdonalds SThatGuyAtMcdonalds S16 օր առաջ
  • Yo soy yo soy el bano ted nivisiõn

    MrawesomebossMrawesomeboss17 օր առաջ
  • Bro, pleaseeee make more cooking with ted's

    Aiden AdkissonAiden Adkisson17 օր առաջ
  • Wait who is Ron Paul

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  • This reminds me of markiplier makes

    DubbioDubbio17 օր առաջ
  • 5:56 why does it sound like Ted is trying to convince himself that that truly is how the original pirates did it

    Dylan CarlsonDylan Carlson17 օր առաջ
  • I like how unnecessarily long and detailed the burning pizza, dancing pirate intro was. Please make the next video’s animated intro longer. I want to feel like it will never end and then get strangely into it like an anime intro. Please, ted, I need this.

    Jordan WolfeJordan Wolfe17 օր առաջ
  • @BabishCulinaryUniverse hook this man up

    MilkyDude 23MilkyDude 2318 օր առաջ
  • it’s the “William i gotta go” for me 🤣🤣

    Clarissa BenbrookClarissa Benbrook18 օր առաջ
  • I was fucking losing it when he used the tomato peeler on the tomato 🤞

    Hannah HoeperHannah Hoeper18 օր առաջ
  • Id love to see Ted try to master the art of sushi.....maybe some day

    Eliza ReyesEliza Reyes18 օր առաջ
  • birate

    Anonymous PlatypusAnonymous Platypus18 օր առաջ
  • Ted the the ultimate chaotic entity

    grimegirrrlgrimegirrrl18 օր առաջ
  • Ted is the embodiment of chaotic corporate energy

    Caleb AdamsCaleb Adams19 օր առաջ
  • should have some better flour than bread flour (Tipo 00)

    RacksorRacksor19 օր առաջ
  • dude, I'm telling you, Ted is SO underrated

    not exactlynot exactly19 օր առաջ
  • I'm gonna bring it to a boil, imma make that shit ✨purr✨ what?

    GeorgiaGeorgia19 օր առաջ
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