Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate

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In this episode of Cooking With Ted, Ted Nivison is Making Pizza but I'm a Pirate. This is the most excellent and informative cooking show. I made pizza homemade, utilizing yeast, dough, mozzarella, and all the other stuff that create a pizza. I feel glorious. I feel reborn. Why are you even looking at the bottom of the description what do you have to gain from reading this dude.

  • Every time i see the rum bottle in frame more seems to be missing from the bottle

    OGGE BRUVOGGE BRUV29 օր առաջ
    • This could possibly be because he’s drinking it off cara throughout the video, or emptying the bottle slowly for comedic effect.

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    • @TinnierSpark326 then I reply to your reply to your reply to your reply to your to your reply

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    • bruh

      THEMaNIsWOrTHitTHEMaNIsWOrTHit23 օր առաջ
    • Crazy what happens when you drink rum lmao

      Dante DammDante Damm23 օր առաջ
    • Ted + pirate + pizza + rum = content

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  • Hey if you see this. You are cool. 🤘👌

    Remprixv CRemprixv C11 ժամ առաջ
  • Wood fired pizza How’s pizza supposed to get a job now

    Kyle HKyle H18 ժամ առաջ
  • forget the hook, my question is who in their right mind puts CARROTS in PIZZA SAUCE?

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  • Lol you made me curious and do this for thanksgiving.

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  • The music is great because this may as well be an Unus Annus video

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  • I better fucking see a video of ted trying to cook a Turkey sometime soon

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  • O

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  • I just watched a man suffer in 10 different languages, neat.

    Mitaki TMMitaki TM2 օր առաջ
  • *me realizing he uploaded this 4 weeks ago*

    Netsu DreamsNetsu Dreams2 օր առաջ
  • Should have used the dough hook

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  • Ted: “honestly this hook isn’t giving me a hard time yet” Also Ted 2 seconds later: “WhY dID I ThINk a HoOK WOulD bE GoOd fOr DoUGh”

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  • "No video has ever taken me this long to make" *Laughs in Nut Butter*

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  • "He Clearly Likes It!"

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  • Why does Ted look normal in the costume?

    Ronan HealeyRonan Healey3 օր առաջ
  • Why u say fuck so much

    Daniel LubersDaniel Lubers3 օր առաջ
    • Humor

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  • Please get this man on the great British bakeoff

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  • The work ethic is wonderful on this boyo

    Claydon CathorallClaydon Cathorall3 օր առաջ
  • Don't worry Ted one time I cut myself with a butter knife

    Mason KnappMason Knapp3 օր առաջ
  • Honestly the hook could be a really good dough-hook, which is what you use to mix up the dough if you have the attachment for the hand mixer

    Christopher DomanChristopher Doman4 օր առաջ
  • Where is the peanut butter and jelly sardin sandwich 🗿

    NiBBa LightningNiBBa Lightning4 օր առաջ
  • i literally got a pizza ad watching this lol-

    N3K0N3K05 օր առաջ
  • the american version of wilbur

    yellow m&myellow m&m5 օր առաջ
    • IDK

      Remprixv CRemprixv C11 ժամ առաջ
  • I'm getting rum ads now thanks

    Silent SiegeSilent Siege5 օր առաջ
  • gotta love teddy

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  • Wait to does this mean that all of teds plans were to just poison pizza

    Motivational LizardMotivational Lizard6 օր առաջ
  • The hook literally would’ve worked better than the beaters

    FuckSmuckerFuckSmucker7 օր առաջ
  • If you'd think about it pineapple pizza might've been a pirates favorite pizza.

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  • Anyone remember JehBerDeh or whatever. I think that name is better than just ted nivison. Bring jehberdeh back.

    D’angelo OnfroyD’angelo Onfroy7 օր առաջ
  • Cram

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  • Are you Ted Nivison?

    William LedbetterWilliam Ledbetter7 օր առաջ
  • I’ll take your entire stock

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  • also as much sense it sounds to get the electrical whisker to make the dough, it doesnt' work very well, ive tried with anything but my hands but unfortunately, with hands is the most effective one to make a good pizza dough without any chances of there being shit in it

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  • sorry but is sugar in pizza dough a common thing? idk but ive made pizzas without cooking oil and theyve been fine so maybe das a thing!

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  • Why does he know william osman

    Gabe HGabe H7 օր առաջ
  • Since you did not milk a cow, and make cheese from scratch I don't count this.

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  • Spoiler alert: he ditched the hook half way through

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  • 13:15 ok i was looking at the comments so i couldn't see the video at all and i SWEAR that was Al from toy story aka the founder of Al's Toy Barn

    JackTheFlea10JackTheFlea108 օր առաջ
  • Wait, if Italy was the first to make pizza... ITALY PIRATES 🇮🇹 🏴‍☠️ 🍕

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  • POV: you came from his ex girlfriend’s tiktok

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  • I’m from TikTok...

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  • i wouldn’t be surprised if ted was actually working as a secret chef as a side gig for youtube

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  • 13:16 Ted acts like a dumbass

  • he is the white dad R rated version of garrett watts

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  • That’s a nice pizza, mnnn just like my mama usta make

    HCGoslingHCGosling10 օր առաջ
  • ey ted why not buying a real hook so you dont need a knife

    MrMs AnimeMrMs Anime10 օր առաջ
  • Christmas edition: Building a Gingerbread House but I’m Freddy Kruger First video I’ve ever watched of yours I am impressed!

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  • "I present to you the greatest pizza making costume in the world!" *car ad plays*

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  • Does Ted know that's not how you peel tomatoes?

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  • Me with my gf 9:46

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  • 1:17 ad

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  • It sounds like fucking Peter griffin is cooking pizza with me and I love it

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  • i rly hoped this whole video you wouldn’t say a word in english and just talk in an ancient language.

    Honestly_AllyHonestly_Ally11 օր առաջ

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  • You know, as an Italian who makes his own pizza about once a week, I gotta say your dough isn't too far off really. Though a useful trick is to cover the bowl in which you put it with a couple of blankets while you wait for it to rise, so the warmth will make it raise better

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  • dont say jfk assasination was faked i was one of the assasins

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  • watching you make the dough is pain

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  • Some men say the water still hasn’t reached 180

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  • Good job you tube mentioned ya

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  • @Binging With Babish please

    Lazy BeamsLazy Beams12 օր առաջ
  • It’s foxy the pirate Ted (fnaf reference)

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  • Best opening ever.

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  • my favourite part is how everything starts to go wrong but it some how ends up working in his favor as if he knows what hes doing lol

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  • Whole video: NO NO NOOOOOOOO

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  • 1:34 okay, how many people made the bowling alley screen joke already

    Koni KeebiKoni Keebi14 օր առաջ
  • "i looked at po..." mhm yep 100% didn't think he would say porn at all

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  • yeah the assasin line made him the best youtuber in my eyes

    Simon Emir SantamariaSimon Emir Santamaria14 օր առաջ
  • Where's your eyepatch Ted?

    PyruhPyruh14 օր առաջ
  • My dad watched two minutes of this and said it was stupid lmao

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  • I spent the entire video staring at Ted's microwave. I really don't know why.

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  • 0:38 big lion

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  • Technically, people did try to kill people with tomatoes. So, someone might have made a pizza trying to assassinate someone.

    Jennifer McKenzieJennifer McKenzie14 օր առաջ
  • 14:47 it looks like pumpkin pie

    Lizards_And_JellyLizards_And_Jelly14 օր առաջ
  • Some will call him ted Bundy others will call him ted copperneck

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  • I read the title as “Making pizza but I’m a pizza”

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  • “Pizza has a long and accurate history”

  • you say you're making it from scratch but you don't even cultivate your own yeast? lame

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  • At least it was edible

    Wolfie EmpressWolfie Empress16 օր առաջ
  • pozza/ 🦷

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  • The more ted gets stressed he turns more midwesters

    Womwom MonchWomwom Monch16 օր առաջ
  • Why is Ted a better idubbbz then idubbbz

    Neonstripe the Angry CanadianNeonstripe the Angry Canadian16 օր առաջ
  • Ted where did youu get your glasses I want to get a pair fr my husband

    Aurora DragonAurora Dragon16 օր առաջ
  • Ted you should make a video of you eating every pop tart flavors and then rank them

    ThatGuyAtMcdonalds SThatGuyAtMcdonalds S16 օր առաջ
  • Yo soy yo soy el bano ted nivisiõn

    MrawesomebossMrawesomeboss17 օր առաջ
  • Bro, pleaseeee make more cooking with ted's

    Aiden AdkissonAiden Adkisson17 օր առաջ
  • Wait who is Ron Paul

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  • This reminds me of markiplier makes

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  • 5:56 why does it sound like Ted is trying to convince himself that that truly is how the original pirates did it

    Dylan CarlsonDylan Carlson17 օր առաջ
  • I like how unnecessarily long and detailed the burning pizza, dancing pirate intro was. Please make the next video’s animated intro longer. I want to feel like it will never end and then get strangely into it like an anime intro. Please, ted, I need this.

    Jordan WolfeJordan Wolfe17 օր առաջ
  • @BabishCulinaryUniverse hook this man up

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  • it’s the “William i gotta go” for me 🤣🤣

    Clarissa BenbrookClarissa Benbrook18 օր առաջ
  • I was fucking losing it when he used the tomato peeler on the tomato 🤞

    Hannah HoeperHannah Hoeper18 օր առաջ
  • Id love to see Ted try to master the art of sushi.....maybe some day

    Eliza ReyesEliza Reyes18 օր առաջ
  • birate

    Anonymous PlatypusAnonymous Platypus18 օր առաջ
  • Ted the the ultimate chaotic entity

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  • Ted is the embodiment of chaotic corporate energy

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  • should have some better flour than bread flour (Tipo 00)

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  • dude, I'm telling you, Ted is SO underrated

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  • I'm gonna bring it to a boil, imma make that shit ✨purr✨ what?

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