Ep. 79 Creative Parenting w/ Bert Kreischer | Where My Moms At Podcast

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WHERE MY MOMS AT!? It's the show by the Moms for the Moms. Hosted by everybody's favorite "cool mom" Christina P! Not only the most REAL show for moms, but the most interactive. An open place to admit no one really knows what they're doing.
This week, Bert Kreischer joins Christina to give the other half of some of the stories LeeAnn told last week, and one thing is certain, he's responsible for some really creative parenting techniques! No one has worked as hard as Bert to make sure their kids still think Santa Claus exists! We get into some of his hygiene habits, what to consider when picking colleges with his daughter, and how incredibly healthy he is!
Christina P. wants to hear from you since she is seriously lacking in cool mom friends. If you want to share a "Mom Fail" or "Mom Hack" please call into our voicemail (213)375-5184 and let Christina know! We want to talk to as many moms across America as we can.
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  • Just let her go to her fucking friend's house.

    EmBEARased BearEmBEARased BearԱմիս առաջ
  • AAYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE that intro is lliiiiiiiiiiitttt I’m subbing

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  • Christina P coming in CLUTCH with the beta male tip omg if I only knew lol college in north jersey did me dirty

    Kelly TaylorKelly TaylorԱմիս առաջ
  • Does anybody else re-watch all these episodes on a day to day basis?

    Landon BatesLandon BatesԱմիս առաջ
  • Public Service Announcement: Don't take history lessons from Brent

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  • Wait a second! UC Santa Cruz isn't that way anymore. I graduated in 1988. Most classes have grades now... which is great because it was a pain in my ass to "translate" each evaluation... Still beautiful. I still live here... Not too sure what the alpha/beta quotient is... Thanks Mommy!

    Sean KellySean KellyԱմիս առաջ
  • I was 10 when I was told by my parents Santa isnt real. Some kid in my 2nd grade class said Santa isnt real, but I chose not to fully really believe it till my old man told me. 10 is a good age to dish it out, I think, give or take a year. It was easy to accept but it is the first heart wrenching thing for a kid if you raise em right.

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  • 8:57 I answered my phone at this moment, and Im pretty sure my jewish co-worker is afraid to call me now.

    Mr. McCheezyMr. McCheezyԱմիս առաջ
  • It's called intermittent fasting Burt. lol You don't need the Xanax. lol

    Stephanie McDowellStephanie McDowellԱմիս առաջ
  • As much as Tom let's Bert just go on a rant is the exact opposite to what Christina does.. Her, calling him out on his shit is fucking epic!

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  • Christina knows how to take control of Bert going off on a tangent. She's an excellent conversationalist. Love the main Mommy Tina!

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  • The ill-informed specialist bareilly confess because push tinctorially program athwart a madly underwear. knotty, fantastic twilight

    Olivia OlsonOlivia OlsonԱմիս առաջ
  • ok I cried twice during this podcast! once when bert talked about ruining christmas for his kids and then again when christina said dry pussy soup lmao! laughed and cried!

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  • I need food though

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  • Brett "we bombed Tokyo"

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  • Hes a great dad! That was a freaking rad Santa story for his daughters! I NEED to see this video!

    Amy BloomAmy BloomԱմիս առաջ
  • Why Christina gasping like that?

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  • Yeah send her somewhere liberal so she can co.e home and for the rest of her life hate men and tell her own father what a pile of shit he is and you wont have to worry about grandbabies cuz she'll hate men, tradition, family..good plan fatgie

    K. JohnsonK. JohnsonԱմիս առաջ
  • Your wife's stupid feminism is what will harm your kids 100%

    K. JohnsonK. JohnsonԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert, Pacific Theater as in Theater of operations.

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  • Brent and Louann and UUUHHH HUNDRED percent getting divorced

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  • Bert really fucking said “half of halves” he is a full tard

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  • OMG bert almost turned Santa into Hitler. lmao

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  • How much are making from these podcasts that you were willing to pay DMX half a Mil for that intro 😳

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  • Rookie move! When you call somebody on speakerphone you have to open the conversation by saying "Hi I'm just calling for X reason you're on speakerphone, with (whoever you are on speakerphone with."

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  • Christina p. Unfunny

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  • It’s Jerusalem, Palestine, but that’s okay I guess.... 👎🏼

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  • Hey my grand dad was one of those Australians!

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  • Bert reads one book and mentions it on every podcast.

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  • One of the best chemistry's between hosts and topics and smooth segues. Omg Sorry Tom get hurt more.

    Connor FloodConnor FloodԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert/Christina and Christina/Dr. Drew are gold

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  • Best Santa origin story ever

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  • If you’re in middle school and believe in Santa...

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  • Brent is yakked

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  • f#$* me. does bert ever shut the f#$& up......

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  • I'd think around/by 10 years old is when the Santa myth should end. There are at least 2 other important developmental milestones around that age. First, for thousands of years, 10 was known as the 'Age of Reason'. It's the age at which they can really be reasoned with and understand logic and some of the principles of arguments. Around age 10 is also when kids have their 'existential crisis'. That's the psychological deep realization that one day, they are going to die, and so is everyone they know and love. It's a pretty intense realization for a kid. Prior to this point, death is sort of nebulous and children can't process death as an end to life, which is why so many belief systems try to claim that death is just 'going somewhere else' or 'changing form' or something. It's a holdover from early childhood development and a way of coping with that existential crisis. If kids are dealing with those things, they really don't need doubt about there being magical creatures floating around. If you want your kids going to college and not delving into drugs and that, you have to face what makes them WANT to try drugs. You can't have ALL of the restrictions you want to oppress your children with. No matter how hard you fight it, they WILL have pleasure in their life. It's going to happen. You may want them to be miserable, depressed, asexual unadventurous milquetoast wallflowers wrapped in bubble-wrap, but no one is going to tolerate having a life that tortuous and soulless - no matter how much mom and dad want them to suffer. So you gotta give them some outlets. The easiest one and safest one would be giving them comprehensive sex ed and teaching them how to do whatever they want but stay healthy and safe, then encouraging them to enjoy their youth. But most parents don't have the balls for that. So it usually ends up being the kids sneaking around, having unsafe sex, doing drugs, and the parents just crossing their fingers and hoping it doesn't get too bad - but hey, as long as they never gave any kind of approval for their child to even smile, they can't be blamed if their kid ends up hurt, or happy.

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  • Are we calling raging alcoholism creative parenting now?

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  • Why is bert wearing a ring band on his pinky?

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  • Why did you kill Jesus Nedav? WHY?!?!

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  • Benzos are as horrible as pain meds

    Zach HallZach HallԱմիս առաջ
  • I believe bozrt is just diving into his insanity because this shit is podcast gold.

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  • Christina your female audience can accept you saying things about being cool with being a second class citizen as a woman because you're a comedian and you're funny so we accept the stupid things but don't say your audience shares your beliefs about that topic. We're here for farts and shits, not your issues

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  • I grew up with all women. Mansplaining isn’t real

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  • Toothpaste is a cosmetic product. The mechanical brushing is what cleans your teeth

    Zach HallZach HallԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert: Hold up hold up Christina: Hold up Hold up. I just saved you all an hour you're welcome

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  • West Georgia is poppin

    Anthony BrownAnthony BrownԱմիս առաջ
  • that intro goes hard BRUH

    Ryan PauleyRyan PauleyԱմիս առաջ
  • where my mamas at

    Brandon BrawnerBrandon BrawnerԱմիս առաջ
  • We lie in the best of ways🤘🏼 Santa, elves, mythical creatures, lazer eyeballs 🤘🏼😎🤘🏼 no worries guys🖖🏻

    Larry BallsLarry BallsԱմիս առաջ
  • No matter where I search in the video at any time it’s just Bert . Ffs can the mommy speak a little ??

    Jackie SmithJackie SmithԱմիս առաջ
  • We need a southpark christmas special of Bert's story of Santas origin lmao

    Aaron GilesAaron GilesԱմիս առաջ
  • I now want bert to do his own version of The Great War with Indiana Neidell, just bert giving us play by plays of different wars. "Don't quote me on this, I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure we fucked them up."

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  • Maybe you should have moved out of crapifornia and go literally any where else cause cali is the only place that is locked down and getting worse

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  • I really hope they didn’t spent that much on a dmx intro, cuz as talented as dmx is, half a mil on a intro is totally not worth it

    Andres UmañaAndres UmañaԱմիս առաջ
    • Is that real!? I took it as a joke but if that’s real wtf , coulda had someone impersonate it

      D ChapsD ChapsԱմիս առաջ
    • For real, especially since their fans make free awesome music for them all the time 😂 give those ppl money instead!

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  • Go fucking Dons Christina P! USF in the fuckin house yo

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  • Bert is fucking awesome 😂

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  • I can’t wait to find out in the rest of the episode.... Did anyone else hear Rodney Dangerfield in Brett’s godfather?

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    • Dangerfield only makes the experience better, in my opinion.

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  • Stupid irritating fucking morons.

    Jack MurphyJack MurphyԱմիս առաջ
  • Moma bear and her cub

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  • I spent thirty damn minutes listening to the intro FUK

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  • the biggest "lie" my dad ever told me as a kid was that he was "the smartest person in the world" and i truly believed him because he would always help me with my homework and what not. it wasn't until i took algebra and he couldn't help me anymore that i realized he wasn't lol

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  • I think we need an official blood test just to make sure that Brent isn't Cristina's r-worded half-brother.

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  • Thats immortal technique

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  • my dad pulled the "military school" play on me. just now realizing that they def don't take phone calls at nine at night either

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  • Bert let your daughter hang out with her friends Jesus Christ

    Jacob RalstinJacob RalstinԱմիս առաջ
  • Christina should go down in history as the least convincing person that does Ad reads lol ive seen her talking about Best Fiends and how much she plays it and I've never heard anyone worse at lying lol

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  • You're funnier than Tom...please don't tell him

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  • Chill bumps

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  • Two mouth breathing ninnies.

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  • yah xans are something else idk how you guys can just pop them they screwed with me heavy. i get lock jaw and wake up alot in the middle of the night from them and i stopped taking them thank god and its been 3 months, i wake up with my bottom left side of my jaw pulling the top right side of my teeth/ and it hurts so badly and not sure how to tell anybody around me it feels like im ripping all my teeth out when i wake up to it. and puts me into a state of fear when i try sleep.

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  • Why you talking to barf

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  • Please add a regular Bert & Christina podcast to the rotation. These two together is my new favourite.

    Matthew FletcherMatthew FletcherԱմիս առաջ
  • This needs to be on their main channel. I mean if you're gunna have dog shit like whitney cummings on two beats out this gold on there

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  • You guys make me less afraid of being a parent someday lol.

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  • Bert’s Tik’d and he Tok’d his family

    Marshall StewartMarshall StewartԱմիս առաջ
    • And the irony of Tina pushing the value of a degree isn’t lost on me

      Marshall StewartMarshall StewartԱմիս առաջ
  • Christina continuing to use retard is getting old. She’s talking about a kid. Could you at least try to be decent.

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  • I could listen to the two of them everyday!!! Hands down my favorite episode!

    Monica HandMonica HandԱմիս առաջ
  • Can we please make like one bear one cougar or something because, Christina and Bert together is the best.

    David CovingtonDavid CovingtonԱմիս առաջ
  • I love how Christina always wears red lipstick. Inner goth never dies.

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    • She definitely rocks the red. She’s a makeup maestra. Stay hot mommies 🔥🔥

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  • WW2 in color narrated by Bert.

    BacontotemBacontotemԱմիս առաջ
  • Mr bert they do actually have this little tool now that can split pills in half so you can have an actual half! Id check amazon

    Hayden MartellHayden MartellԱմիս առաջ
  • Half a mil, for a the intro? Please, tell me there's a full version! We need an official YMH soundtrack. Put all the intros and outro songs collected on the store site.

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  • Bert's Santa lie needs to be made into a Christmas special.

    Duff DuffingtonDuff DuffingtonԱմիս առաջ
  • I was literally flossing when they started talking about it

    Pangean BordeloPangean BordeloԱմիս առաջ
  • you should have a podcast that alternates between LeeAnn and Brent each week as cohosts

    GooseGooseԱմիս առաջ
  • Rip 🙏 ⚰ to toms body! Love ya tom

    Ty DaviesTy DaviesԱմիս առաջ
  • Dental hygienist here and hey Bert kruster, you should 100% use a water pik especially around crowns!! Don’t take dental advice from Christian

    Ashley KAshley KԱմիս առաջ
  • 47:00 - I've said it before and I'll say it again Bert is one of the most disgusting dudes around town! Lol and Tom always talks about how his breath smells it's obviously because he doesn't brush his teeth but he needs to brush his tongue. Every person I know that is ever told me they don't brush their tongue They have horribly bad breath! I used to have a buddy that says well I'd rather just use mouthwash than brush my tongue! Lol it didn't work!!

    Derek CullinDerek CullinԱմիս առաջ
  • Bert read an "Artic-uncrustable" the other day.....

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  • tina might be the best bert-wrangler out of the whole crew

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  • I'm playing this video for my kids when they find out about santa 🎅🤣☠️

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  • 38:06 uh-hundred percent

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  • 29:30 - 30:45 felt like a war between Liquid IV and Liquid Death mid-podcast

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  • Brett can’t spit bars as well as he can snort them.

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  • You guys gotta stop giving these guys money.... Redbar is coming.

    Jason FosterJason FosterԱմիս առաջ
  • See California is crazy! The kids aren't going to school and they have all these ridiculous rules. The economy is going to crash so hard from all this crap and it's going to be even worse in California. They need a new governor ASAP

    Derek CullinDerek CullinԱմիս առաջ
  • CU is pretty rapey just sayin'...

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  • I used to like Bert and now i've realized he is absolutely insufferable. Talk about someone with an ego problem.

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  • Eastern block check, you guys are amazing couple, thank you both coming on. 1:05:00

    RyanRyanԱմիս առաջ
  • First ever podcast I’ve seen and I love it!!!

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